'It is merely different from yours. Most of our funny stories involve death or disaster. I am not a "picture-daddy" - a professional story-teller - but I will tell you my favourite. It concerns the young girl who comes to the toll bridge. She tosses one sen, a very small piece of money, to the watchman, and walks on. The watchman calls after her, "Hey! You know that the toll for crossing the bridge is two sen." The girl answers, "But I do not intend to cross the bridge. I intend only to go halfway and then throw myself into the river." ' Tiger laughed uproariously.
She flirted. "You a saint too?"
Chapter 18 “The Vicar of Bullhampton”
'One or other? Have you no choice?' asked Mr. Wickfield.
14Get used to really looking at other people's eyes.
No. Not Miss Mowcher's, I perceived.